Saturday, July 30, 2016

7 things to do after the Rapture

7 things to do after the Rapture

Break into Condom World,
spend a month in Paris with a flasher,
learn how to walk on stilettos,
make sure you’re not wearing panties,
fly to Bangkok, get a massage
with a happy ending, eat lots of pineapple,
you’ll end up tasting like a lollipop,
go to the S&M dungeon
at the Torture Garden in a leather kilt,
don’t give away your fetishes,
find the man of your dreams
and marry him on the spot.

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Sergio A. Ortiz is a Puerto Rican poet and the founding editor of Undertow Tanka Review. He is a two-time Pushcart nominee, a four-time Best of the Web nominee, and 2016 Best of the Net nominee. 2nd place in the 2016 Ramón Ataz annual poetry competition, sponsored by Alaire Publishing House. He is currently working on his first full-length collection of poems, Elephant Graveyard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sergio A. Ortiz es poeta puertorriqueño que escribe en inglés y español. Actualmente trabaja en su primera colección de poesía, Elephant Graveyard, Cementerio de Elefantes. Ha sido nominado al premio Pushcart en dos ocasiones, al Best of the Web en cuatro ocasiones, y al Best of the Net, 2016. 2do lugar Premio Ramón Ataz de Poesía, 2016. Sus poemas han aparecido, o están por aparecer, en revistas literarias como: Letralía, Chachala Review, The Accentos Review, Resonancias, por mencionar algunos.