Interview # 1: Apprehensions —Did you ever recover that stuffed replica of your male body? A band of roaming gamines brought it back after a heated cha-cha-cha session with the police. (Through the scrims corps de ballet cheer up every Parisian cliché.) —When did mannequins lose their minds? When they discovered time was their tailor. —What would you do with a broken female femur in a safe deposit? I’d take it out for walks, pet it, make sure this abeyance doesn’t cause it inflammation. —Cook the sole of its black boot until it’s tender? © Sergio A. Ortiz, May 9, 2010