7 things to do after the Rapture

7 things to do after the Rapture

Break into Condom World,

spend a month in Paris with a flasher,

learn how to walk on stilettos,

make sure you’re not wearing panties,

fly to Bangkok, get a massage

with a happy ending, eat lots of pineapple,

you’ll end up tasting like a lollipop,

go to the S&M dungeon

at the Torture Garden in a leather kilt,

don’t give away your fetishes,

find the man of your dreams

and marry him on the spot.