Saturday, July 30, 2016

7 things to do after the Rapture

7 things to do after the Rapture

Break into Condom World,
spend a month in Paris with a flasher,
learn how to walk on stilettos,
make sure you’re not wearing panties,
fly to Bangkok, get a massage
with a happy ending, eat lots of pineapple,
you’ll end up tasting like a lollipop,
go to the S&M dungeon
at the Torture Garden in a leather kilt,
don’t give away your fetishes,
find the man of your dreams
and marry him on the spot.

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